aries: drunk edgy retro adventurer
taurus: electric pixie retro zombie
gemini: 70’s lolita wannabe witch
cancer: plain goth circa hipster
leo: dirty dubstep bi punk
virgo: apocalyptic steampunk winter disaster
libra: 40’s fantasy stoner ghoul
scorpio: vintage vodka surrealist royalty
sagittarius: magical destructive retrofuturist superhero
capricorn: decadent anarchist sick revolutionary
aquarius: post-apocalyptic anarchist teen monstrosity
pisces: 90’s grunge sick geek
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret
evil laugh because rebekah, i know yours ◠‿◠
oh shit rebekah watch out
I’m sorry but this made my whole day
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS
What the actual fuck hahahaha
The harmonies on this are actually really tight and it’s a well made funny song. I showed this to a friend the other day, actually.
DO YOU EVER CRY BECAUSE THIS SONG COMES UP ON YOUR DASH WITH HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF NOTES AND NO PROPER ATTRIBUTION BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
this song is by Rob Cantor, aka Yellow Tie from Tally Hall & an extremely talented solo musician in his own right, so if u like this song you should CHECK OUT HIS ALBUM, that would be super cool of you!!!!!