ofwnchesters:

no but guys

someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her

DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”

AND THEN

SHE RESPONDS

“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”

dONE

twinkleofafadingstar:

so Charlotte Bronte read Emma by Jane Austen and was really interested in this minor character named Jane Fairfax who was poor and would have been a governess had she not married well and then Bronte wrote her own novel exploring the plight of the poor governess who married this guy named Edward Fairfax Rochester in a novel called Jane Eyre and my point is don’t let anyone tell you shit about fanfiction.

kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

image

image

and

image

The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

story time starring me

so i was hanging out with my friends in this cool hidden bench area in my school that you can’t really see without knowing exactly where it is, however you can hear us

we’re having a great-ass time, relaxing all chill, when suddenly this angry security lady hears us from the road and yells “GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW”

so some of the (smarter) people in our hangout go out and tell her we’re eating lunch, there’s only 7 of us, etc. she then yells “THE REST OF YOU OUT NOW”

meanwhile i’m stressing, thinking omg omg what if she thinks we’re doing something illegal so when i go out there, being the idiot i am i say the worst possible thing in that situation.

i say “we’re not doing drugs, i swear!”

this is legitimately what i said

and she turns to me

and my friends turn to me (most of them facepalming/saying why would you say that)

then i say “it’s true!! go check!!”

she yells for me to shut up (my friends agree)

meanwhile im laughing after i say this like an actual stoner

she just looks at me, disgusted and says “go. just leave.”

and we scatter

later, when a friend sees me, he just facepalms and says “you’re such an idiot, autumn.”

this is possibly one of the worst things i have ever said

redspiderlillies:

gassbung:

ancient japanese proverb:

if his hair is white or gray

bet your ass he’s hella gay

but bear in mind that hair don’t lie

sure as hell he’s gonna die

gcrowds:

Hello guys! Dainty and I are hosting our first ever contact lenses giveaway! There will be four winners in total, the first two winning two pairs each, and the last two winning one pair each. To enter, please read the rules below, and as always, good luck to you all! 
RULES:
reblogs only, likes may be used as reference but will not count as an entry! 
for an extra entry, you can “watch” Dainty on storenvy!
no sideblogs/giveaway blogs
deadline is August 30th 2014

gcrowds:

Hello guys! Dainty and I are hosting our first ever contact lenses giveaway! There will be four winners in total, the first two winning two pairs each, and the last two winning one pair each. To enter, please read the rules below, and as always, good luck to you all! 

RULES:

  • reblogs only, likes may be used as reference but will not count as an entry! 
  • for an extra entry, you can “watch” Dainty on storenvy!
  • no sideblogs/giveaway blogs
  • deadline is August 30th 2014

melusine-enraged:

*Hairstyles and Cuts for Wavy/Curly Hair!*

*Twenty pictures of women with hairstyles that have been blown out, flat ironed, and then curled*

dra-dog:

Don’t blink don’t breath run
Each year the requirements for hanging with the doc get less and less achievable for me

askdstrider:

accurate representation of a school trial in sdr2