There’s a difference between
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography
story time starring me
so i was hanging out with my friends in this cool hidden bench area in my school that you can’t really see without knowing exactly where it is, however you can hear us
we’re having a great-ass time, relaxing all chill, when suddenly this angry security lady hears us from the road and yells “GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW”
so some of the (smarter) people in our hangout go out and tell her we’re eating lunch, there’s only 7 of us, etc. she then yells “THE REST OF YOU OUT NOW”
meanwhile i’m stressing, thinking omg omg what if she thinks we’re doing something illegal so when i go out there, being the idiot i am i say the worst possible thing in that situation.
i say “we’re not doing drugs, i swear!”
this is legitimately what i said
and she turns to me
and my friends turn to me (most of them facepalming/saying why would you say that)
then i say “it’s true!! go check!!”
she yells for me to shut up (my friends agree)
meanwhile im laughing after i say this like an actual stoner
she just looks at me, disgusted and says “go. just leave.”
and we scatter
later, when a friend sees me, he just facepalms and says “you’re such an idiot, autumn.”
this is possibly one of the worst things i have ever said
ancient japanese proverb:
if his hair is white or gray
bet your ass he’s hella gay
but bear in mind that hair don’t lie
sure as hell he’s gonna die
Hello guys! Dainty and I are hosting our first ever contact lenses giveaway! There will be four winners in total, the first two winning two pairs each, and the last two winning one pair each. To enter, please read the rules below, and as always, good luck to you all!
- reblogs only, likes may be used as reference but will not count as an entry!
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- no sideblogs/giveaway blogs
- deadline is August 30th 2014
*Hairstyles and Cuts for Wavy/Curly Hair!*
*Twenty pictures of women with hairstyles that have been blown out, flat ironed, and then curled*
Don’t blink don’t breath run
Each year the requirements for hanging with the doc get less and less achievable for me
accurate representation of a school trial in sdr2
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?
And Microsoft Word?
And here we see a resume, folks.
nagitosyomaeda replied to your photo:bUT ARE WE ALL JUST GOING TO IGNORE THE EXTREMELY…omg i thought hinata’s leg was a continuation of ko’s hand but iT ISN’T WHAT THE HECK LIKE “HOLD ON HINATA IMMA JUST REACH INTO YOUR CROTCH. ALL THE WAY FUCKING THROUGH IT. BYE HINATA-KUN”