zodiac aesthetics

howtobeaheartbreaker:

aries: drunk edgy retro adventurer 
taurus: electric pixie retro zombie 
gemini: 70’s lolita wannabe witch 
cancer: plain goth circa hipster 
leo: dirty dubstep bi punk
virgo: apocalyptic steampunk winter disaster
libra: 40’s fantasy stoner ghoul 
scorpio: vintage vodka surrealist royalty  
sagittarius: magical destructive retrofuturist superhero 
capricorn: decadent anarchist sick revolutionary
aquarius: post-apocalyptic anarchist teen monstrosity
pisces: 90’s grunge sick geek

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

jpgay:

woodlandsway:

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

evil laugh because rebekah, i know yours ◠‿◠

oh shit rebekah watch out 

theactualjakeenglish:

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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Stereotypes based on anime preferences
Free!: the beautiful athletic kids in class who can get whatever they want by just smiling
Fairy Tail: the kids who constantly destroy things and make a mess
Attack on Titan: the kids who always go all out on everything. You do not want them against you during a debate
Naruto: the kids who constantly want to work with their friends and always loudly complain when they're not together
Death Note: the quiet kids who sit in the back of class hating everyone, planning their demise
Dangan Ronpa: the kids who make jokes you don't get and go all out on details in class
nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day

nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day

b-e-r-t-o-l-t:

casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

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 - Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
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stopitsgingertime:

luffndstuff:

umbriss:

thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

What the actual fuck hahahaha

The harmonies on this are actually really tight and it’s a well made funny song. I showed this to a friend the other day, actually.

DO YOU EVER CRY BECAUSE THIS SONG COMES UP ON YOUR DASH WITH HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF NOTES AND NO PROPER ATTRIBUTION BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I’M DOING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

this song is by Rob Cantor, aka Yellow Tie from Tally Hall & an extremely talented solo musician in his own right, so if u like this song you should CHECK OUT HIS ALBUM, that would be super cool of you!!!!!

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